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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

dipsetflag:

banduluu:

People still say no bueno? :/

Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish

If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?
(via suspend)

waxjism:

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

what else is the point of boobs really

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

greatjackwhiteshark:

isn’t it strange looking back on the first time you heard your favorite band and how you didn’t know how much they would end up meaning to you in the future

And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.
lntroductions (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

engage-with-zorp:

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

It’s the sound that Tim Allen makes in the Home Improvement theme song.

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

breelandwalker:

niiv:

resource-and-sagacity:

plagu3knight:

lilwitchmermaid:

spookyhouse:

spacedrum | yuki koshimoto

Her music is so pretty! !

Literally zoned out for this entire thing. very relaxing.

hangs are amazing

They sound like water :)

Sounds like a steel drum turned inside out. Neat!