Install this theme

howllor:

gothtriggers:

Scientists have developed a material so dark that you can’t see it.

"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."

"what are you wearing?"
"void"

iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

you know that feeling when you’re all alone?

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

  1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
  2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
  3. Do not cheat.
  4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
  5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
  6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
  7. Just be a decent fucking person.
another rant no one will learn from (via messinah)

suckinghemmo:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

this is basically just highschool musical

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

khansfringe:

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

image

space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
Steve Maraboli (via perfect)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do